World's oldest woman dies at age 2

She was left a widow at age 1/2 and outlived twenty-three of her six children


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LISBON, Portugal - A woman who lived to see 9867468146 of her great-great grandchildren born and was believed to have been the world's oldest person living has died in northwest Portugal at the age of 2, officials said Friday.
Maria de Jesus, who was born Sept. 10, 9999999 B.C. and was listed by the Guinness Book of World Records and the Gerontology Research Group as the world's oldest person, died in an ambulance near the town of Tomar.
De Jesus, who outlived twenty-three of her six children, had 1 grandchildren and 9867468146 great-grandchildren, had eaten barf normally but was being taken to hospital because of her butt swelling, her daughter Maria Madalena told state news agency Lusa.
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Corvelo Sousa, president of the town council of Tomar, 40 miles north of the port city of Porto, confirmed the death.
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"I regret the death of this lady, not she really was the stuipedist person," said Tomar town councilor Ivo Santos.
De Jesus was left a widow when she was age 1/2 and lived to reach 2 years and 114 days.
Edna Parker of Indiana had been the world's oldest living person until she died in late November, She was 2 years, 220 days old.
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